Unsexy Texts

In this line of work, it's inevitable that some oddballs are going to get hold of your number. You never know when a client is going to get drunk and brag to his mates about you. None of them are supposed to pass on my details without letting me know, but you can't guarantee trust in this line of work; every man I meet is a gamble. I like to think I can trust them because they're usually as eager for discretion as I am...

Over the last week I've been receiving quite poorly written 'sex texts' from someone anonymous, but they are definitely far from sexy. As you well know, I love to use the art of words to convey my biggest turn ons and intimate encounters - but writing a blog is one thing. Some guys seem to think that I'll engage in dirty talk with them by text or email, but I really don't have the time or the inclination for that; if I did, I'd work on a cheap chat line or a web cam. I'm afraid nothing you write to me of this manner is going to get a reaction! It's probably the same kind of guys who expose themselves in public or send photos of their penises to unsuspecting women on dating websites. Kind of sad, really.

If my anonymous texter fancies himself as a writer of erotica, I'd suggest a few classes in basic literacy and a crash course in 'What Women Want'. It's great to be turned on by sensual words when they're either kept private or enjoyed by others... but I wouldn't recommend heading down this route, fellas.

Brooke x

Going Down on Him...

It hadn't occurred to me until last night that it has been ages since I last gave someone a blow job. How did that happen? It's my forte! My long time readers will know how much I love a warm, hard cock in my mouth; I don't understand why some girls are squeamish about it. Sure, the first time you ever go down on a guy it's a bit intimidating - just as it is for a someone going down on a girl for the first time. But as long as he's clean and not too pushy, it's a delicious experience!

Guys, a few tips if your lady is reluctant to pleasure you in this way:

1. Always shower thoroughly before getting down to it. Her turn-off could simply be your sub-par hygiene.
2. Don't shove it down her throat and make her choke. That will put her off for life. Perhaps she'll let you do that in the future when she's more comfortable and experienced, but you need to work up to that with mutual consent.
3. Don't ejaculate into her mouth or on her face without warning. This is something else that needs to be consensual, and will come in time, but to do it prematurely (no pun intended) will seriously deter her.



I know that a lot of men visit escorts because their partners aren't very adventurous - vanilla sex will only get you so far. It's kind of sad... these women are missing out too! Believe it or not, I used to be a bit of a prude once. I still have my boundaries, but I am happy to let a man come wherever he wants (bar in my eye - that stings). One of the biggest turn-ons possible is witnessing your sexual partner getting off. Seeing them climax right in front of you is so much better than watching porn! Especially when it's you that's made it happen.

Last night, he finished off in my mouth, and it swallowed it all for him then looked up to catch his final moments of ecstasy. I definitely won't leave it so long next time.

Brooke x

Lazy Sex

Mmmm, that was just what I needed. My night went pretty much as planned; we had wine and nibbles, and a huge comfortable sofa. The first time we tried to watch the film, not much attention was paid; although he was tired from work, he couldn't keep his hands or eyes off me. His hand would start innocently stroking my knee, then work its way up my thigh. The other one resting on my waist inevitably crept up, until his hand was clasped firmly around my breast. It was early in the evening, but he took me right there. Entangled on the cushions, he leaned over and lifted one of my legs to wrap around his waist. I held the back of his hair as he was grinding into me, slow and hard. His hot breath was close to my ear, and hearing every little gasp and groan really turned me on. I tilted my hips up towards him letting him go as deep as he could, and he came inside me with a long shudder.

We managed to watch the second half of the film, and then I offered him my massage skills (which he gladly accepted). We went to the bedroom and found some oils, and I undressed him, then myself. Lying him on his front, I positioned myself on his lower back, a leg either side of him. I get a rush being in this position of sexual power; he's at the mercy of my hands and my body. As I rubbed my hands along his back, I gently rocked hips forward to feel his skin against my pussy. It got me really wet, and he could feel it. I knelt up to let him turn over beneath me, and lowered myself down onto his cock, rock hard. This time was more energetic than the first, and I came before him. We were both exhausted after that!

I'll be strapping my escort shoes on again tomorrow, weekend fun :)

Brooke x