Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

A Night to Remember

What a glorious weekend! I don't think I'll ever grow out of Halloween madness. I managed to grace a few parties with my presence, drank an offensive amount of vodka and managed to stay completely upright. I think walking in heels does wonders for your balance. Party number 2 was my favourite, due to the very sexy man who caught my attention. He had the type of stare that makes your stomach flip and your breath catch in your throat. In my opinion, you don't see that often enough.

Another thing that quite delighted me was getting asked for ID to go into a bar. That doesn't happen very often these days, and I don't usually carry it with me! I haven't felt the need to lie about my age to clients before; I still have a few years left of my 20s and consider myself to be in my prime. Although, I can't help but wonder if I'll eventually be bumped by the spritely young things emerging onto the scene. Some agencies advertise young escorts (over 18, thank goodness), and I know a lot of guys like their girls under 21. Should I be worried? Should I start shaving off the years as I approach 30? Do you think mental age counts?!

Needing some TLC today to recover from my antics; I'd better get pampering so I can be somebody's princess.

Brooke x

Friday, 28 October 2011

Slutty Outfits

Anyone who has seen the film 'Mean Girls' will know what I mean when I say: "Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." I usually make an effort to look sexy, but classy and ladylike, avoiding cheap and trashy at all costs. However, I just can't resist the opportunity to dress up! I get to wear stockings and suspenders all year round, so it's fun to don ripped fishnets and PVC. There are plenty of things you can make look slutty: devil, vampire, witch, policewoman, bad fairy, dead cheerleader, evil nurse, superhero, film and television characters... the possibilities are endless!

I'm still not feeling 100%, but this event only comes once a year - no chance of me sitting this one out.

Hope you all have a spooky, sexy weekend...

Brooke x

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Trauma

Yikes. I'm okay, but had a bit of a traumatic experience this weekend. Usually I'm quite streetwise when I'm out; never leave my drink unattended, and make sure someone I know or a member of staff brings my drinks over if I don't buy them myself. However, my sensibility slips a little when I've already had a few - and in the Halloween spirit, I'd definitely had a few.

When I went to the ladies to touch up my make up, I asked my girlfriend to keep an eye on my drink. She was even more drunk than me, and when I came back she had gone outside for a smoke. I didn't think twice about it, and returned to my cocktail. I became a bit concerned when she hadn't come back more than 10 minutes later, but when I stood up to go and get her I felt really dizzy. My head spun, and it was like my eyes couldn't keep up with my surroundings. I sat back down immediately, and let myself sink into the leather sofa. My first thought was that I'd had way too much to drink; cocktails go down easily, and I hadn't eaten much that day. I didn't feel worried, just a bit confused. I was relaxed, and although I still knew I needed to find my friend, it slipped to the back of my mind as a wave of fatigue washed over me. I couldn't think straight; my brain kept scattering off in different directions and my eyes got heavy. I needed to lie down - the world was spinning too much and I didn't know what was happening. That's the last thing I remember clearly.

My friend and I got very lucky. We had been speaking to two guys earlier in the evening who were still at the bar; one of them had been talking to my friend outside when she became dizzy and unstable. The doorman wouldn't let her back in the club thinking she'd had too much to drink, but he stayed with her and called his friend who found me. If these guys had been dodgy, she and I would have ended up in a horrible situation. We still don't know how it happened or who it was, but something was definitely put in our drinks. I couldn't move from that sofa for quite a long time so he had to stay with me there, and my friend had to sit on the cold pavement nearby with the guy's jacket until she was half conscious.

The dosage must have been quite small because we came round in a couple of hours, feeling confused and overwhelmed. There's not much the Police can do; there's nothing on camera to catch who did it, and the bar was packed full of people in Halloween costumes and masks. It would be impossible to identify them.

We got quite freaked out on the way home; everything felt so surreal, and we were on the move before we had come completely back to reality. I'm embarrassed that people thought we were just wasted on drink or drugs, making assumptions about two dressed up girls who can't walk or hold their heads up; to be honest, I'd probably have thought the same thing. I doubt we stood out that much because so many people were trashed.

I can safely say that I've had my scariest ever Halloween.

Brooke x

Friday, 29 October 2010

That Friday Feeling

Ah, here it is again - that Friday feeling! I have a couple of parties planned and a sexy halloween outfit lined up. I'll have to fill you in on Monday because I have a lot to do...

Have fun!

Brooke x

Monday, 2 November 2009

An Excuse to Dress Slutty

Ah, the joys of Halloween. As Lindsay Lohan so wisely quoted in 'Mean Girls, "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." That's why I love it so much really. Outside of appointments, I always dress in something girly and sophisticated; you wouldn't guess that I'm an escort. So to don a corset, a garter and smokey eye make up in public was quite exhilarating. I couldn't blame the guys for their mouths hanging open.

Unfortunately, Soho House was crammed full so it wasn't a great night; it took about half an hour to get to the bar, the same again to queue for the ladies room and the night was spent with elbows in ribs. Not ideal. So much for being an exclusive venue...

The barman text me on Saturday. If he wants me, he's going to have to do the chasing because I'm far too busy for that kind of thing. He's as fickle as a woman; no contact all week then soppy texts saying I'm all he's thought about. I don't buy it. Saying that, his texts last night turned a bit more steamy and I had to retire to bed before 10am. I came twice, with him in the front of my mind.

Have a good Monday,

Brooke x