Monday, 22 August 2011

Sex Under Water

As I'm going abroad again soon, I can't help but let my mind drift to under-the-sea fantasies. I've found that they reality is never quite the same as I'd imagined though! I absolutely LOVE sex in the shower, but that's quite different to being fully submerged; you have the steam and the heat, contrasted with cool tiles to press your bare back up against. The only thing you need to watch out for is a slippery floor; it's not something I often try with my older clients, as I don't want to be responsible for a slipped disc!

The problem with sex under water is that it washes away a woman's natural wetness and lubrication. As any adult will know, the wetness between my legs is quite different to the wetness that washes up on the beach; we're silky and slippery - much more effective than water. There's also the issue of trying to get a condom on safely and keeping it there. Perhaps sex in the sea is something better left to committed couples! That doesn't mean I can't have dirty thoughts about it though...

As a sort of compromise, I've got myself a waterproof vibrator. I'll need to wait for a night this week when I have the flat to myself, then run myself a long, hot bath. I don't like having to keep quiet, especially when I have a new toy... I'll let you know how I get on with it. Hopefully I'll have some juicy gossip to tell you about my date tomorrow too!

Hope your week is as lovely as I intend mine to be,

Brooke x


  1. Having sex in the sea and still insisting upon a condom? What admirable determination.

  2. Precisely why it's best left to couples who don't have the need; I think that would be too much of a challenge! x