Friday, 26 June 2009


I'm wound up today. I barely have an angry bone in my body, but all these little things keep going wrong, and they're building up to break me down. I have four options facing me:

1. Retail Therapy
2. Angry sex
3. Bottle it up
4. Copious amounts of wine

Any suggestions?


  1. I would suggest you do 1,2 and 4. Don't do 3, it won't help. Don't do 1 after 4 'cause you'll spend too much. Also, it can be fun to do 2 and 4 togther with the right person (just let me know!)

  2. How about punch-bag therapy? I don't like the thought of you being angrily boned.

  3. Hey, that's good advice, thank you! 1 has been accomplished, I'll take care of 4 later. We'll see what happens with 2...

    I'm actually feeling a bit better already, I never stay down for long. Perhaps I will invest in a punch bag, Gorilla. Good tips all round x

  4. Dont reckon much to 1 and 3, 2 and 4 sound good or, from a male perspective, hire a fast car (if you dont already own one), find some quiet out of the way roads and TEAR UP THAT TARMAC!!! :)

  5. Wow, I don't know why anyone would pay for therapy when there's such wisdom in blog land! Thanks guys x