A Sweet, Sad Case

Sorry I haven't blogged in a few days; I thought life might be a bit calmer last week, but it seemed to get even busier! So many things to do, people to see... good job I like to keep busy!

I spent yesterday with a sweet guy with some great privileges from business contacts; however he's a bit of a sad case. I feel quite sorry for him. He's average looking but not completely unattractive, seems to have good social skills but never quite gets it right with women! I think he hopes that by spending time with me he'll get more used to what women want, and how to please them. I am the perfect teacher, if I do say so myself! He's very eager, which is good, but perhaps this is too obvious. He will be my new project!

Tomorrow night I am being cooked dinner by another client at his flat; it's much less common, but should be nice!

Hope you all had a fabulous weekend,

Brooke x

Shopping Spree?

I've been quite good this month; no new lingerie, no new shoes. I'm quite overdue a good pampering session too; methinks it might be a good time to splash out on myself? It is a Friday, after all...

I'll let you know how my date goes this weekend - hopefully it's as hot as I'm hoping it'll be!

Brooke x

On the Prowl

Girls - do you ever get in one of those moods where you feel empowered, sexual and predatory? You might think that it comes naturally with my profession, but not always. Sometimes I feel more girly or ladylike, coy or mischievous. This mood is one of my favourites; filled with confidence, walking tall, and knowing that every head in the street will turn for you. It's quite intoxicating. Let's hope it lasts all weekend...

Brooke x

Up in the Air

Ohh, all my plans are up in the air. I hate it when people let you down at the last minute, or don't bother letting you know there's a change of plan! How frustrating.

I probably wouldn't be quite so grouchy today if I'd stuck to just one glass of wine last night... four glasses later, and head = ouch.

Hope you all have a wonderful weekend anyway!

Brooke x

Date Night

I know it comes around every week, but I still get so excited about Fridays! I'm meeting a client tonight, so will fill you in on Monday.

Have a great weekend,

Brooke x

Lazy Days

Ah, I'm feeling refreshed and rejuvinated. After the scare we had last weekend, I wasn't really up for a heavy night out. I had some drinks with friends on Friday, but Saturday and Sunday were blissfully relaxed. I had a long bath, gave myself a manicure, watched some films and made a home cooked meal. I think it's needed every once in a while!

Hope you all had a delicious weekend,

Brooke x

Weekend, Please

Ugh, I have so much to do today. Lots of boring, mundane jobs that I really can't be arsed with, but ho hum. I've got some fun things coming up at the weekend so I'll look forward to that instead - not long now!

Brooke x

Champagne Thursdays

Uuuurg. Hungover. Who's idea was it to start the weekend early? I was excited about it yesterday, but now I just want to crawl back into bed...

Brooke x

A Quiet Week

I'm planning to take it easy this week. Perhaps not as extreme as a detox, but certainly a bit of relaxation and healthy living. Purely because I know that next weekend is going to get messy (my body is a temple and all that)!

I don't have any bookings until later in the week. The first man to see me will be in for a treat, because I'm always much more enthusiastic after a week without sex! I could abstain from masturbation too... that would turn the heat up even more. When you start getting a bit of pent up sexual frustration, you find arousal in places you didn't before. Suddenly the rocking motion of a train or the rumble of a taxi engine can stir up familiar cravings. You begin to notice how many innocent objects look phallic shaped, and read more into words. Or is that just me?!

Brooke x

Less to Tell

Yesterday was a pretty uneventful Monday, so I'm afraid I don't have much to tell. I'd recommend you read the post below instead if you haven't already, because the weekend was full of high jinks...

Brooke x

Proud of Me

I'm not being naive about this; I am fully aware that at some point today I'm going to completely crash and be a wreck. But I must admit, I'm very proud of my body's stamina! I had the craziest, most reckless weekend I've had in a long time. From Friday night to Monday morning I ate one meal and a handful of grapes, and a couple of hour long power naps was all time would allow. I usually set myself boundaries, having an early night to recover if I'd had a late one, but the string of party offers was just too tempting to pass up. And Serena knows how to sway my judgement - she always wins me over!

I'm absolutely flabbergasted that I'm able to function today. I had a meeting at 9.30am which seemed impossible to attend; I hadn't gone to bed until 7am this morning. But I made it, I managed to disguise the pending hangover and now am waiting for it to hit me. Plus I need to remember how to eat, I'm way past the hunger stage!

Every task seems a lot more difficult today; I feel like a new born baby learning how to function each part of my body! I think I'm almost there, have mastered clear vision, reading, writing and standing up straight. Progress.

Brooke x

Looking Forward To...

I have so much to look forward to! I know my eternal optimism can be mildly annoying for some people, but being so easily pleased is wonderful. It makes the world a much more pleasant place to be.

As all my weekends do, this one has some real gems in store. I can't wait until the party I'm going to with my girlfriends on Saturday; the clients will have to wait, because I'm a busy girl! I already have an outfit planned that is so hot it should be illegal, and all the plans are in place. We even have some pink champagne to drink while we're getting ready.

Let the good times roll!

Brooke x

Crazy Weekend

My weekend was an insane string of the kind of parties your mother wouldn't want you to go to, I feel more rough than words can describe.

Energy please...

Brooke x

A Wonderful Life

I had such a nice weekend! It was my last appointment before a week off on Friday, and it was really fun. I didn't really feel like I was working - he's easy company and keeps the conversation going. I'd dressed for the occasion (as usual) but we weren't going out, and I was quite delighted when he told me to make myself comfortable within 5 minutes of arriving. Off came the tight body-con dress and high heels, on with the fluffy hotel dressing gown. Lovely :-)

I wouldn't usually indulge in a Chinese take away but he insisted, and I know that a girl with no appetite is often a turn off for men. We ate on the floor in front of the television until we were stuffed, then laid down on the bed until we could muster up some energy. He's the kind of guy I would probably be friends with outside work (if he wasn't a client), very witty. I like that.

Saturday and Sunday were lazy days, flat cleaned and me relaxed. Feeling good now!

Brooke x

Heavy

Ohhhhh, dear. Still a bit hungover. I had a pretty heavy weekend - in the words of Lady Gaga, "I had a little bit too much". I can't regret it though, had so much fun! Met a lot of colourful characters and partied until the sun came up.

Yesterday was a day of duvets and cups of tea with my flatmates, they felt my pain! Love those girls.

Hope your weekend was as fun as mine,

Brooke x

Thank God

I'm not a religious lady (as you may have guessed from my profession), but thank God it's the weekend. Phew.

Brooke x

Owww

Oh dear. I seem to have played a bit too hard this weekend, and am paying for it today (as I was yesterday). My head, my muscles, my throat... the only bonus is that all that energy expended has left me looking rather trim!

It's nothing that can't be fixed with a few cups of tea, an afternoon nap and perhaps a full body massage by a muscular man with an exotic name. Book me in!

Brooke x

Lazy Weekend

I managed to fit in an impressive amount of slobbing around in my slippers this weekend - it was bliss. Unfortunately I must have slept a bit too much, because I've been awake since before 5am this morning. Lots to do today, so I'll just pop a pro plus and get on with my day!

Have a lovely one,

Brooke x

Perky

Ahhh, I feel so much fresher this morning. A few nights in with a cup of tea can work wonders!

Tonight I'm planning to go to a prescreening of a film I'm very excited about seeing, then I have an appointment on Wednesday night. It feels like so long since I last saw a client! Not worth meeting them if you're poorly though, I doubt they'd appreciate me passing on my germs. I feel fine today, and should be 100% tomorrow. Hurrah!

For some reason I'm really looking forward to the weekend (already), I feel like something exciting's going to happen. Hope so...

Brooke x

On His Toes

And so the barman forces his way back onto my radar, whether I like it or not (except I do like it). He will be here tomorrow, switching on the charm that breaks through all my barriers. I hope he's not expecting to get lucky because it's my week off. No rude stuff from me! He may take my physical coolness as playing hard to get, perhaps it will keep him on his toes.

Really looking forward to the weekend actually - a new club night opening on Friday, Fireworks in the park on Saturday. I have a spangly new dress of course, and have finally succumbed to the most unladylike boots in the world: the dreaded Uggs. They're so ugly but so warm!

Have a delicious Thursday,

Brooke x